Why Instagram Names Matter More Than We Admit Picking names for Instagram isn’t just about slapping together a word and a number. It’s basically a digital tattoo. Once you choose it, people will remember you by it—even if you post only once in a blue moon. I remember when I first picked mine, it was something painfully boring like John_92. Felt like the digital version of showing up to prom in flip-flops. Truth is, your username is the first handshake…